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		<title>Dear GOP</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear GOP,
Now that we are in the year 2010, those of us that are unhappy with the direction Congress is moving our Country are looking for change. Not the stupid, Socialist &#8220;Change That We Can Believe In&#8221; crap that President Obama is trying to ram down our throats. We are looking more for the kind [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear GOP,</p>
<p>Now that we are in the year 2010, those of us that are unhappy with the direction Congress is moving our Country are looking for change. Not the stupid, Socialist &#8220;Change That We Can Believe In&#8221; crap that President Obama is trying to ram down our throats. We are looking more for the kind of change that will make America great, once again. Over the past few weeks I have discussed with many of my friends Common Sense ideas and suggestions that we believe will help the GOP get back on track as the party of choice for Conservatives. I have been a voter that has voted Republican over 90% of the time. The other 10% of the time I voted for CONSERVATIVE Democrats. I voted for Bob Barr in the last election because John McCain is, in my opinion, a RINO. If the GOP keeps supporting less than CONSERVATIVE candidates then you will continue to be in the minority in Congress. This is a mainly CONSERVATIVE country that is tired of this over-bloated, over-taxing, over-spending and unaccountable Federal Government. Did you not see the close to 1 million pissed off Americans in DC on Sept 12th that want their country to go back to it&#8217;s conservative roots? Why are we even discussing the further expansion of the Federal Government (Obama Health care) when our Federal budget is so out of balance? What has happened to common sense? Please make the GOP more CONSERVATIVE!!!!</p>
<p>I am hoping in the 2010 election that the GOP gets together and has a strategy similar to the 1994 election with the Contract with America. There are some Common Sense issues that I believe will resonate with the majority of Americans. First let me say that right now, in my opinion, Congress is thought of as a bunch of self-serving, self-aggrandizing, contemptible, loathsome bunch of dolts. I could open the phone book and randomly select 535 persons that would do a better job. Why do I think this? If I have to explain myself then that makes my statement true. Just a few points illustrate my argument. Un-balanced budgets, Social Security, the Congressional Retirement program, you don&#8217;t read bills you vote for, and bills that are not enumerated in the Constitution just to name a few points.</p>
<p>With the previous statement being posted how about you run on several issues:</p>
<p>1.) Balance the Federal Budget</p>
<p>2.) Cut Taxes by passing the FairTax</p>
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<p>4.) Only Pass Bills that are Enumerated by the Constitution</p>
<p>5.) Vote on only One Bill at a Time and Read the Bills You Vote On!</p>
<p>6.) Term Limits</p>
<p>7.) No Amnesty for ILLEGAL Immigrants!</p>
<p>8.) Eliminate Earmarks/Pork/Special Spending/Whatever you call it</p>
<p>I could name a few more because there are so many things Congress does that it should NOT be doing. So, please try and use some of these suggestions because they really resonate with many people that I know that want our Country to be strong and not a fiscal liability upon our children and grand children.</p>
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		<title>Think Our Taxes Will Go Up?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From: &#8220;Lt. Governor Peter Kinder&#8221; &#60;peter@teamkinder.com&#62;
Date: January 9, 2010 8:17:08 AM CST
Subject: Open Letter to Nixon on Healthcare
Dear Governor Nixon:
A federal healthcare takeover and mandate thrust upon us by President Obama, Senator Majority Leader Reid and Speaker Nancy Pelosi is on the brink of being passed into law despite the overwhelming public outcry opposing their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From: </strong>&#8220;Lt. Governor Peter Kinder&#8221; &lt;<a href="mailto:peter@teamkinder.com" target="_blank">peter@teamkinder.com</a>&gt;</p>
<p><strong>Date: </strong>January 9, 2010 8:17:08 AM CST</p>
<p><strong>Subject: Open Letter to Nixon on Healthcare</strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Dear Governor Nixon:</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>A federal healthcare takeover and mandate thrust upon us by President Obama, Senator Majority Leader Reid and Speaker Nancy Pelosi is on the brink of being passed into law despite the overwhelming public outcry opposing their efforts.  The legislation is convoluted and full of provisions that will raise the cost of living for most everyone in our state.  Up to this point you have chosen to remain silent on whether you support the efforts of your fellow Democrats in Congress. </em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Despite your silence Governors in other states sounded the alarm that this legislation will bankrupt their states.  Even fellow Democrat Governor Bredesen of our neighbor state Tennessee called this legislation the “mother of all unfunded mandates” and opposed the legislation.  Missouri’s share of the cost of an expanded Medicaid program would be as high as $450 million per year.  The Medicaid program already requires more than $100 million per year in new funding for natural caseload growth. </em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Some argue this federal takeover is an infringement on state rights and unconstitutional.  Regardless of this issue, unless you cut funding to education, Missouri simply does not have the money to afford President Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi’s social experiment.  Governor, you know the legislation being forced through by your Democrat Party will bankrupt the state of Missouri and yet you say nothing.  The time has come for you to take a side on this issue. </em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Will you stand with me and speak out against the tax increases, healthcare takeover and mandates being proposed by the federal government?  Or will you abdicate your position to the powers of your fellow Democrats President Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.  Missouri deserves an answer. </em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Sincerely, </em></strong></p>
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		<title>Axis of Idiots</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;The Axis of Idiots&#8221;
From the Podium:
J. D. Pendry, Retired Sergeant Major, USMC
This retired USMC Sgt. Major has his Stuff together.
Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;The Axis of Idiots&#8221;</p>
<p>From the Podium:</p>
<p>J. D. Pendry, Retired Sergeant Major, USMC</p>
<p>This retired USMC Sgt. Major has his Stuff together.</p>
<p>Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage. You&#8217;re the &#8220;runner-in-chief.&#8221;</p>
<p>Bill Clinton, you played ring around the Lewinsky while the terrorists were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the USS Cole and the First Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately, they grew bolder, until 9/11/2001.</p>
<p>John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam . Your military service, like your life, is more</p>
<p>fiction than fact. You&#8217;ve accused our military of terrorizing women and children in Iraq . You called Iraq the wrong war, wrong place, wrong time, and the same words you used to describe Vietnam . You&#8217;re a fake! You want to run from Iraq and abandon the Iraqis to murderers just as you did to the Vietnamese. Iraq , like Vietnam , is another war that you were for, before you were against it.</p>
<p>John Murtha, you said our military was broken. You said we can&#8217;t win militarily in Iraq . You accused United States Marines of cold-blooded murder without proof and said we should redeploy to Okinawa . Okinawa, John? And the Democrats call you their military expert! Are you sure you didn&#8217;t suffer a traumatic brain injury while you were off building your war hero resume? You&#8217;re a sad, pitiable, corrupt, and washed up old fool. You&#8217;re not a Marine, sir. You wouldn&#8217;t amount to a good pimple on a real Marine&#8217;s ass. You&#8217;re a phony and a disgrace. Run away, John.</p>
<p>Dick Durbin, you accused our Soldiers at Guantanamo of being Nazis, tenders of Soviet style gulags and as bad as the regime of Pol Pot, who murdered two million of his own people after your party abandoned Southeast Asia to the Communists. Now you want to abandon the Iraqis to the same fate. History was not a good teacher for you, was it? Lord help us! See Dick run.</p>
<p>Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Carl Levine, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Russ Feingold, Pat Leahy, Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, the Hollywood Leftist morons, et al, ad nauseam: Every time you stand in front of television cameras and broadcast to the Islamic Nazis that we went to war because our President lied, that the war is wrong and our Soldiers are torturers, that we should leave Iraq, you give the Islamic butchers &#8211; the same ones that tortured and mutilated American Soldiers &#8211; cause to think that we&#8217;ll run away again, and all they have to do is hang on a little longer. It is inevitable that we, the infidels, will have to defeat the Islamic jihadists. Better to do it now on their turf, than later on ours after they have gained both strength and momentum.</p>
<p>American news media, the New York Times particularly: Each time you publish stories about national defense secrets and our intelligence gathering methods, you become one united with the sub-human pieces of camel dung that torture and mutilate the bodies of American Soldiers. You can&#8217;t strike up the courage to publish cartoons, but you can help Al Qaeda destroy my country. Actually, you are more dangerous to us than Al Qaeda is. Think about that each time you face Mecca to admire your Pulitzer..</p>
<p>You are America &#8217;s &#8216;AXIS OF IDIOTS.&#8217; Your Collective Stupidity will destroy us. Self-serving politics and terrorist-abetting news scoops are more important to you than our national security or the lives of innocent civilians and Soldiers. It bothers you that defending ourselves gets in the way of your elitist sport of politics and your ignorant editorializing. There is as much blood on your hands as is on the hands of murdering terrorists. Don&#8217;t ever doubt that. Your frolics will only serve to extend this war as they extended Vietnam . If you want our Soldiers home as you claim, knock off the crap and try supporting your country ahead of supporting your silly political aims and aiding our enemies.</p>
<p>Yes, I&#8217;m questioning your patriotism. Your loyalty ends with self. I&#8217;m also questioning why you&#8217;re stealing air that decent Americans could be breathing. You don&#8217;t deserve the protection of our men and women in uniform. You need to run away from this war, this country. Leave the war to the people who have the will to see it through and the country to people who are willing to defend it.</p>
<p>Our country has two enemies: Those who want to destroy us from the outside and those who attempt it from within.</p>
<p>Semper Fi,</p>
<p>J. D. Pendry &#8211; Sergeant Major, USMC, Retired</p>
<p>This is a savvy man. He has nailed it down pretty good. Too bad it won&#8217;t do any good. There won&#8217;t be 1 in 10 that receive it who will forward it.</p>
<p>I decided to post it and forward it!!</p>
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		<title>Old Butch</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old  Butch
John was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called &#8216;pullets,&#8217;
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time,  so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Old  Butch</p>
<p>John was in the fertilized egg business.<br />
He had several hundred young layers (hens), called &#8216;pullets,&#8217;<br />
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.</p>
<p>He kept records, and any rooster not performing<br />
went into the soup pot and was replaced.</p>
<p>This took a lot of time,  so he bought some tiny bells<br />
and attached them to his roosters.</p>
<p>Each bell had a different tone,  so he could tell from a distance,<br />
which rooster was performing.</p>
<p>Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report<br />
by just listening to the bells.</p>
<p>John&#8217;s favorite rooster, old  Butch ,  was a very fine specimen,<br />
but this morning he noticed old  Butch &#8217;s bell hadn&#8217;t rung at all!</p>
<p>When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing<br />
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for<br />
cover.</p>
<p>To John&#8217;s amazement, old  Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn&#8217;t<br />
ring.</p>
<p>He&#8217;d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.</p>
<p>John was so proud of old  Butch ,  he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair<br />
and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.</p>
<p>The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize<br />
but they also awarded him the Pullet surprise as well.</p>
<p>Clearly old  Butch was a politician in the making.</p>
<p>Who else but a politician could figure out<br />
how to win two of the most highly coveted awards<br />
on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace<br />
and screwing them when they weren&#8217;t paying attention.</p>
<p>Vote carefully next year, the bells are not always audible.</p>
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		<title>Pull Out of Washington DC</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. 

The firearm death rate in Washington DC is 80.6 per 100,000 CIVILIANS for the same [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>&#8220;If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. </strong><br />
<strong><br />
The firearm death rate in Washington DC is 80.6 per 100,000 CIVILIANS for the same period. That means you are about 25 % more likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. capital, <em>which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S</em>., than you are in Iraq.&#8221; </strong><br />
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<h3><strong> Conclusion:      The U.S. should pull out of Washington DC .</strong></h3>
<p><strong>→ Next Chicago!!<br />
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		<title>The difference between Conservatives and Liberals</title>
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If a conservative doesn&#8217;t like guns, he doesn&#8217;t buy one.

If a liberal      doesn&#8217;t like guns, he feels that no one should have one. 




If a      conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn&#8217;t eat meat. 
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a conservative doesn&#8217;t like guns, he doesn&#8217;t buy one.<br />
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a liberal      doesn&#8217;t like guns, he feels that no one should have one. </span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a      conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn&#8217;t eat meat. </span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a liberal      is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone. </span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a      conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. </span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">A liberal      wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. </span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a      conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. </span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a liberal is      homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect. </span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a black man      or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently      successful. </span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Their liberal      counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection. </span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a      conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. </span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">A liberal      wonders who is going to take care of him. </span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a      conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. </span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">Liberals demand      that those they don’t like be shut down. </span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a      conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. </span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">A liberal      non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced. </span></strong></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">If a      conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,      or may choose a job that provides it. </span></strong></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;">A liberal      demands that the rest of us pay for his. </span></strong></span></li>
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		<title>Pelosi Most Corrupt?</title>
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We have been so busy listening to Pelosi call the CIA liars; Americans Nazi and un-American; trying to shove the crap Health Care Sandwich down our throats, we may have forgotten how much of our money she spends on herself!!


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<h4 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #339966;">We have been so busy listening to Pelosi call the CIA liars; Americans Nazi and un-American; trying to shove the crap Health Care Sandwich down our throats, we may have forgotten how much of our money she spends on herself!!</span></h4>
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<h4 style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: #000000;">Newt Gingrich, a Republican, served in the House from Georgia from 1978 and as House Minority Whip in 1989.  He was Speaker of the House from 1995 to 1999. During that time he never made use of military aircraft.</span></h4>
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<p><strong>Nancy Pelosi, Democrat from California, current Speaker of the House.  The Pentagon provides the House speaker with an Air Force plane large enough to accommodate her staff, family, supporters, and members of the California delegation when she travels around the country.  But, Pelosi wanted routine access to a larger plane.  It includes 42 business class seats, a fully-enclosed state room, an entertainment center, a private bed, state-of-the-art communications system, and a crew of 16.  Pelosi wanted &#8220;carte blanche for an aircraft any time,&#8221; including weekend trips home to San Francisco. Pretty nice but very expensive perk!  Her Air Force C-32 costs approximatel y $15,000 an hour or approx imately $300,000 per trip home.</strong></p>
<p><strong>And she has the guts to confront the Big Three CEOs for flying their corporate jets to Washington!  YOU WOULD THINK SHE, ALONG WITH A HUSBAND WORTH AN ESTIMATED BILLION DOLLARS, WOULD LEASE OR BUY AND FLY THEIR OWN PLANE, OR FLY FIRST CLASS ON COMMERCIAL AIRLINES LIKE OTHER RICH PEOPLE. NANCY PELOSI FACTS:</strong></p>
<p><strong>Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi&#8217;s home district includes San Francisco.  Star-Kist Tuna&#8217;s headquarters are in San Francisco, Pelosi&#8217;s home district.  Star-Kist is owned by Del Monte Foods and is a major contributor to Pelosi.  Star-Kist is the major employer in American Samoa employing 75% of the Samoan workforce.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Paul Pelosi, Nancy &#8217;s husband, owns $17 million dollars of Star-Kist stock.  In January, 2007 when the minimum wage was increased from $5.15 to $7.25, Pelosi had American Samoa exempted from the increase so Del Monte would not have to pay the higher wage.  This would make Del Monte products less expensive than their competition&#8217;s.</strong></p>
<p><strong>W</strong><strong>hen the huge bailout bill was passed, Pelosi added an earmark to the final bill adding $33 million dollars for an &#8216;economic development credit in American Samoa.&#8217;</strong></p>
<p><strong>Pelosi has called the Bush Administration &#8220;CORRUPT&#8221; !!</strong></p>
<p><strong>How do you spell &#8220;HYPOCRISY&#8221; ??</strong></p>
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		<title>Mary Jo Kopechne and Teddy Kennedy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Politics Daily 08-26-09 Article By: Carl M Cannon
Mary Jo Kopechne and Chappaquiddick: America&#8217;s Selective Memory
It was just a car accident, really, albeit one involving alcohol, excessive speed, and the late-night machinations of a married man partying with an unmarried woman. Although traffic fatalities happen all-too-frequently in this country, the reverberations of this one reached far [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3><span style="color: #000000;">Politics Daily 08-26-09 Article By: Carl M Cannon</span></h3>
<h3><span style="color: #000000;">Mary Jo Kopechne and Chappaquiddick: America&#8217;s Selective Memory</span></h3>
<p>It was just a car accident, really, albeit one involving alcohol, excessive speed, and the late-night machinations of a married man partying with an unmarried woman. Although traffic fatalities happen all-too-frequently in this country, the reverberations of this one reached far beyond the families of the driver who escaped without injury and the passenger who perished. There&#8217;s no way to know for sure, but the accident at Dike Bridge on Chappaquiddick Island on July 18, 1969 probably cost Edward M. Kennedy the presidency. It certainly cost Mary Jo Kopechne her life.</p>
<p>The one-car mishap was Teddy Kennedy&#8217;s fault, of course, no one disputes that. And his actions that followed – not summoning emergency personnel who might have saved her life, the cover-up of the facts, not even reporting the accident until the following morning – likely would have landed a man without political connections in prison. That thought has stuck in the craw of Kennedy critics and assorted conservatives for forty years. It was heartbreaking for her family and friends to experience the loss of a lovely, devout, and socially committed 28-year-old woman. For millions of Americans who never knew her, the tragic incident has fed a festering cultural grudge.</p>
<p>The idea that Edward M. Kennedy could be a viable national politician – let alone a much-admired and lionized political figure – has convinced millions of everyday citizens and succeeding generations of conservative activists that among the elites of academia, politics, and the media two standards of behavior exist: One for liberal Democrats and another for conservative Republicans. Along with sweeping changes in immigration law, soaring oratory, and strengthening the nation&#8217;s social safety net, this reservoir of class resentment is also part of Kennedy&#8217;s legacy.</p>
<p>Liberals in the media pretend not to see this. Or rather, they blame those who feel aggrieved. This very morning, my old friend James Fallows of The Atlantic Monthly employed the usual euphemisms about Kennedy&#8217;s behavior in his post – and then launched a preemptive strike against anyone who might view Teddy&#8217;s life with gimlet eyes. &#8220;A flawed man, who started unimpressively in life &#8212; the college problems, the silver-spoon boy senator, everything involved with Chappaquiddick &#8212; but redeemed himself, in the eyes of all but the committed haters, with his bravery and perseverance and commitment to the long haul,&#8221; Fallows wrote.</p>
<p>I like Jim Fallows, and stand in awe of Kennedy&#8217;s effectiveness as a politician myself. But hold on a minute: The &#8220;college problems&#8221; were serial cheating. The &#8220;silver-spoon&#8221; stuff, I suppose refers to, among other things, the speeding and reckless driving that ominously foreshadowed Chappaquiddick. And that phrase &#8220;redeeming himself in the eyes of all but the committed haters,&#8221; well, the problem with that is that to many people, redemption implies that a sinner has come clean.</p>
<p>Certain theological questions present themselves here, ones that are well above, as our president memorably said, the &#8220;pay grade&#8221; of most political writers. One of them is whether one can completely atone for a sin that is not truthfully confessed. Kennedy did say, in a wrenching 1976 interview with the Boston Globe, that his behavior that night was &#8220;irrational and indefensible and inexcusable and inexplicable.&#8221;</p>
<p>Americans are free to furnish their own adjectives. Here is what is known:</p>
<p>On July 18, 1969, Kennedy and five other men – all but one of whom was married – met six single young women who had worked on Robert Kennedy&#8217;s 1968 campaign. The women were known as the &#8220;Boiler Room Girls&#8221; for their tireless work in a windowless office in that ill-fated campaign. All of them, especially Teddy, had grieved hard when Bobby had been killed 15 months earlier. Although he was only 37 years of age, Teddy had lost all three of his brothers; two to assassin&#8217;s bullets, one in the skies over England in World War II. Mary Jo Kopechne had felt gut-shot by Bobby&#8217;s murder, too. For all of those people who met in the cottage in the island off Martha&#8217;s Vineyard, getting together must have been cathartic.</p>
<p>Sometime late at night after an evening of drinking, Kennedy and Kopechne went for a drive in his 1967 Oldsmobile. Kennedy placed the time he left at 11:15 p.m. A local cop who believed he saw the car put the time at 12:40 a.m. – significant at the time because Kennedy testified that he was taking Kopechne to a ferry that ran to Edgartown, a ferry that stopped running at midnight. In any event, Kennedy wasn&#8217;t headed toward the ferry landing when his car careened off Dike Bridge and into the inlet known as Poucha Pond; they were heading toward the beach.</p>
<p>Kennedy got out of the car alive, Mary Jo Kopechne did not. He said he dived down several times to try and rescue her, before walking back to the cottage where his friends were staying. To do so, he passed at least four houses with working telephones, including one 150 yards from the accident with a porch light on – as well as a firehouse with a pay phone. When he got to the cottage, none of the women were told what happened. According to the 763-page coroner&#8217;s inquest, this was just the first of a series of appalling decisions Kennedy made that night, decisions that stretch credulity.</p>
<p>First of all, he and two of the men, a cousin named Joseph Gargan and a friend named Paul Markham say they returned to the bridge to try and rescue Mary Jo. (If the Edgartown constable who believes he saw Kennedy was accurate, this was impossible.) Next, the men claimed that they drove Kennedy to the Chappaquiddick ferry landing, where he told them not to tell the other women for fear that they would try to rescue Mary Jo – at great peril to themselves – and assured them that he would report the incident to authorities. Then, the men said, Kennedy dove into the water and swam across the sound to Edgartown himself.</p>
<p>Upon reaching Edgartown, Kennedy went to his room at a local inn – it was now 2:25 a.m., &#8212; where he spent the night, and the following morning engaged in small talk about sailing with a local yachter and agreed to have breakfast with the man when Gargan and Markham showed up about 7:30. They asked him who he&#8217;d called about the accident only to receive the astounding reply: no one. Kennedy explained it this way at the inquest: &#8220;I just couldn&#8217;t gain the strength within me, the moral strength, to call Mrs. Kopechne at 2 in the morning and tell her that her daughter was dead.&#8221; But he hadn&#8217;t called the cops, either, and wouldn&#8217;t until 9 a.m.</p>
<p>Not reporting a fatal traffic accident is a felony in most places. On Martha&#8217;s Vineyard, if the driver is a Kennedy, it&#8217;s not even a matter of official curiosity: The local police chief never even asked Kennedy why he waited nine hours to report what had happened. The state of Massachusetts, citing Kennedy&#8217;s excessive speed on the bridge, suspended his license for six months. That was it.</p>
<p>For many Americans, myself included, this was a sad and strange event that did not define a man&#8217;s life. This attitude is especially true of those who had personal dealings with him, ranging from the high and mighty (George W. Bush) to the less exalted like myself. I had the chance to have lunch with Kennedy a couple of years ago when I was a teaching fellow for a semester at Harvard&#8217;s Institute of Politics, housed at the John F. Kennedy School of Government. Teddy was on the board of the IOP, and took an active interest in the center, the undergraduate students who populated it, and the fellows themselves. At lunch he was invariably charming and interesting.</p>
<p>Pete Wilson had the same reaction to Kennedy when he came to the Senate. I&#8217;d known Pete when he was mayor of San Diego and when he arrived in Washington as a newly elected Republican senator from California I went to see him in his ornate Capitol Hill office. &#8220;So who do you like the best of all the senators?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s easy,&#8221; Pete said. &#8220;Ted Kennedy.&#8221;</p>
<p>Kennedy had paid a call on Wilson, offered him a cigar, and made him feel comfortable. He also asked the freshman from the other party about issues on which they had common interests to see how they could work together. President Bush told me a similar story at a White House Correspondents&#8217; Association dinner in 2004. So did Nancy Reagan, after Ted Kennedy saved a moribund dinner honoring her husband with a bang-up speech lauding Ronald Reagan, a president he&#8217;d battled with relentlessly on policy.</p>
<p>That is why the Kennedy &#8220;haters,&#8221; to use James Fallows&#8217; word, rarely seemed to include the Republicans who knew Teddy personally. Many ordinary Americans without access to the corridors of power saw it differently. They should not necessarily be discounted as wrong, either. In protesting Gerald Ford&#8217;s pardon of Richard Nixon, Kennedy thundered, &#8220;Is there one system of justice for the average citizen and another system for the high and mighty?&#8221; These words, uttered five years after Chappaquiddick, are ubiquitous on conservative websites where they are offered up as evidence, not only of Kennedy&#8217;s hypocrisy, but the mainstream media&#8217;s as well.</p>
<p>Similarly, to movement conservatives, Kennedy&#8217;s attack on Supreme Court nominee Robert Bork is offered up as a case study in the press&#8217;s historic double standard. Immediately after Bork&#8217;s July 1, 1987, nomination, Kennedy took to the Senate floor.</p>
<p>&#8220;Robert Bork&#8217;s America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens&#8217; doors in midnight raids, schoolchildren could not be taught about evolution, writers and artists could be censored at the whim of the Government, and the doors of the federal courts would be shut on the fingers of millions of citizens for whom the judiciary is &#8212; and is often the only &#8212; protector of the individual rights that are the heart of our democracy&#8230;.&#8221;</p>
<p>It is an article of faith among conservatives that if a Republican senator had launched an attack this personal and vitriolic – not to mention wildly exaggerated – against a nominee named by a Democratic president that liberals would have gone ape and that the ladies and gentlemen of the Fourth Estate would have made the intemperate conduct of the Republican senator the main issue. The point is that Ted Kennedy surely earned the accolades he is receiving today. He also earned the disapproval he is receiving among Americans who saw him only from a distance, who judged him by his words and deeds, and found him wanting.</p>
<p>I believe Teddy Kennedy was aware of this reality, and accepted it. Twenty-nine years ago, after the inquest cast doubt on his version of events at Chappaquiddick, Kennedy briefly took issue with the report, then went about his duties: In a speech to a Boston business group, he lambasted Nixon&#8217;s decision to extend the Vietnam War into Cambodia, he consented to his first broadcast interview since Bobby Kennedy&#8217;s death, and he kept an appointment to narrate Aaron Copland&#8217;s Lincoln Portrait. As Time magazine noted at the time, this engagement included a bit of irony: The opening lines of Lincoln read by Kennedy that night included this passage. &#8220;Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history. We &#8230; will be remembered in spite of ourselves.&#8221;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please revise and use this letter.  Send this to your local newspapers/friends/family.  All the numbers from http://www.usdebtclock.org/  We have to educate everyone about the deliberate destruction of our country.  There is so much more but most newspapers require letters to be 200 words or less.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>Please revise and use this letter.  Send this to your local newspapers/friends/family.  All the numbers from http://www.usdebtclock.org/  We have to educate everyone about the deliberate destruction of our country.  There is so much more but most newspapers require letters to be 200 words or less.<br />
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<p>Senator McCaskill said  “if we don’t bring down health care costs, the deficit will swallow us whole”.  We have already been “swallowed”.</p>
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<li>The USA has nearly $59 Trillion in unfunded liabilities or $192,000 per citizen.  (Medicare/Medicaid/social security/prescription drugs)</li>
<li>The USA calendar YTD spending is $2.6 Trillion or $8,500 per citizen.</li>
<li>The National Debt is creeping very close to 12 Trillion or $38,000 per citizen.</li>
<li>The Government bailed out Wall Street, banks, insurance and auto companies, because they were too big to fail.</li>
<li>Debt held by foreign countries is $3.5 Trillion.</li>
<li>Congress passed, without reading, a $787Billion Stimulus, to save our economy. But to date only 15% has been spent.</li>
<li>President Obama says Medicare and Medicaid are broken.</li>
<li>The US Post Office is underwater $1 Billion.</li>
<li>Our great country is bankrupt. Liability of $238,500 per Citizen is an outrage.</li>
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<p>Government is too big, too intrusive, too overbearing.  We, the people, are tired of working to fund waste, bureaucracy and corruption.</p>
<p>Call your elected representatives; tell them to vote &#8220;NO&#8221; on massive government Health Care reform and Cap and Trade. You can stop the financial ruin of our country!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[A U.S. Marine  squad was marching north of  Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi  terrorist, badly injured and  unconscious. On the
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A U.S. Marine  squad was marching north of  Fallujah when they came</p>
<p>upon an Iraqi  terrorist, badly injured and  unconscious. On the</p>
<p>opposite side of the road was an American Marine  in a similar but</p>
<p>less serious  state. The Marine was conscious and  alert and as</p>
<p>first aid was  given to both men, the squad leader asked  the</p>
<p>injured Marine what  had happened.</p>
<p>The Marine reported, &#8220;I was  heavily armed and  moving north along</p>
<p>the highway here, and coming  south was a  heavily armed insurgent.</p>
<p>We saw each other and both  took cover in the ditches along the</p>
<p>road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein  was a miserable, lowlife</p>
<p>scum bag who got what he deserved, and he  yelled back that Ted</p>
<p>Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal  drunk who</p>
<p>doesn&#8217;t know how to  drive,  and Obama is an idiot .</p>
<p>So I said that Osama Bin  Laden dresses</p>
<p>and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.</p>
<p>He  retaliated by yelling,  &#8220;Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy  Pelosi!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands,  when</p>
<p>a truck hit  us.&#8221;</p>
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