A U.S. Marine  squad was marching north of  Fallujah when they came

upon an Iraqi  terrorist, badly injured and  unconscious. On the

opposite side of the road was an American Marine  in a similar but

less serious  state. The Marine was conscious and  alert and as

first aid was  given to both men, the squad leader asked  the

injured Marine what  had happened.

The Marine reported, “I was  heavily armed and  moving north along

the highway here, and coming  south was a  heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both  took cover in the ditches along the

road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein  was a miserable, lowlife

scum bag who got what he deserved, and he  yelled back that Ted

Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal  drunk who

doesn’t know how to  drive,  and Obama is an idiot .

So I said that Osama Bin  Laden dresses

and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.

He  retaliated by yelling,  “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy  Pelosi!”

“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands,  when

a truck hit  us.”

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